When reality television star and fashion blogger Lauren Conrad was asked what her “favorite position” was on a live radio program a while back, the women listening held their breath. Although we take great pride in the work that we do, most of us could relate to being undermined and belittled publicly at work. When Conrad cleverly retorted “CEO,” it was hard not to aggressively high-five our laptop and mobile devices. The words “hell” and “yeah” could be heard all across the nation.
Police sacrifice their right to be treated as individuals at the point that they sign up to be tools of oppression and a readily mobilized force to defend capitalist class interests and whiteness. Police are not people, they are embodied politics and power.
#he praises women to the high heavens in his music and y’all still don’t believe that he loved us#imma start a campaign called bi not gay#and another called pale not white#just for him (tags by @stankface, not me)
#white ppl just can’t accept that their precious white gay fav is actually an indian bi man and would slap you in the face if you thought oth#*otherwise#ppl praise british music for being the best but ignore that freddie brought his indian roots into it
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
Finally a sunscreen for me. A manly man. A real man’s man. Thank god a sunscreen I can finally use. I have been getting sunburnt my whole life waiting for this. Can’t use the other feminized sunscreens. Can’t risk losing my man card. Finally. Sunscreen in a black bottle. FOR MEN.
Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue
hey friends, this is chris :D . if you peeps didnt know, ive been living with a comrade of mine for the past few months and it’s been pretty freakin’ sweet. unfortunately, said friend is going back to school this coming late-September, which sadly means im going to be in need of a new place to stay. so, as the story goes, i’m here to ask if anybody would be willing to house this genderqueer gaybie here (me).
((this is primarily an offer/plead for those of you i’ve been in mutuals with for quite some time and have gotten somewhat close to.))
to get down to the basis of it, i’m kind of just exploring my life and the world right now, and as capitalism has it, my existence comes with a price tag. i can’t really afford rent, as holding a long term job has proven difficult with my chronic depression/anxiety. i have been able to do small temp jobs here and there to help with food and other small expenses, but i’d hate to value my existence on how much financial contribution can be squeezed out of me. rather, what i can offer is something invaluable. and that is companionship! :D i am a motherfuckin’ joy to be around, and will provide cuddles on demand, as well as dancing and talking/laughing to myself in times of silence. [also simple house work and junk is a total ease for me]
i know im being a dork right now, but pls pls pls friends, if you have a spare room/closet/couch/floor/trashcan/etc, i would greatly appreciate it. im not great emotionally/mentally, and i kind of just want to enjoy my life right now and somewhat makeup for my shitty existence thus far. also bc my only other option is to go back to my family in los angeles, who by all means is a great source of toxicity and weight in my life.
i’m not really sure how long this stay will be. however long you’re comfortable with i suppose.
any help is greatly appreciated
straight up, chris’s companionship is the motherfuckin best, yo
I keep remembering places I want to visit back home.
THERE’S NOT ENOUGH TIME.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM ARE G A Y
MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM HAVE BOTH EXPRESSED ATTRACTION TO MEN SO THEYRE PROBABLY B I S E X U A L
i don’t care
I do bc bisexuals have literally no representation in media lol get ur biphobia away from me pls
person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view
me : im a right handed mediocre artist